Loopholes

Trevor小时候精力十足的孩子，为了把他的精力消耗殆尽，他妈 used to take me to the park so she could run me to death to burn off the energy, 跟带狗一样带他。
他妈跟他的关系就像电影中的警察和罪犯，经常是一个跑一个追。偶尔他妈也会戏弄一下他，比如在便利店他一直缠着他妈买toffee apple，等到结账时他妈就一脸“我不是你妈”的表情，惹的Trevor嚎啕大哭。
但他妈妈是个很有原则的人，揍他时会让他知道他哪个地方做错了，但是揍完之后就over了，这件事也就结束了，Rescue 911还是要一起看的。
他因为在学校犯错被送去给心理医生诊断，结果没什么毛病，反而是特别容易发现规则中不合逻辑的点，也因此他把Jesus的blood和body全吃完后，怼得老师没话说。
很喜欢最后一段的一句话:

It’s better to take it, spend some time crying, then wake up the next day and move on

Words:

• hysterically: adv
  hysterical: adj. in a state of extreme excitement, and crying, laughing. in a uncontrolled way
  仿句： He thought I was a hysterical woman

• full-on：adj. used to say that sth is done to the greatest possible degree
  仿句：It was a full-on trip with my friend

• hiding: n. physical punishment, usually involving being hit hard many times
  仿句：The naughty kid got a hiding at home

• dumbfounded: adj. unable to speak because of surprise
  仿句： She was dumbfounded by the ending of the movie