2024年12月1日 星期五 晴
嘿，大家好！我是煤球小黑狗，今天得好好炫耀一下我的“英雄事迹”，毕竟，我可是越来越觉得自己是个超级狗狗了呢！
早上，阳光懒洋洋地洒在我的小窝上，妈妈却一点也不懒，她又开始琢磨那些“折磨”我的新游戏了。第一个游戏，老套却经典——扔橄榄球让我追。一开始，我还得等那翻滚的家伙落地才敢下嘴，可妈妈那眼神，分明就是在说：“你可以的，小黑！”于是，我拼了！现在嘛，嘿嘿，我简直能预判它的轨迹，半空中就给它来个“空中拦截”，帅呆了！
午后，妈妈升级了难度，把我的橄榄球藏进了哥哥的拖鞋里。这可真够狡猾的！我用鼻子嗅，用爪子刨，还差点把拖鞋当成午餐给啃了。一番苦战，我终于胜利救出了我的宝贝橄榄球，累得气喘吁吁，但看到妈妈和哥哥那惊讶又赞许的眼神，值了！
傍晚时分，妈妈又出新招，橄榄球这回被塞进了袜子里！我的天，这难度系数直线上升啊！我又是舔又是咬，还试图用爪子撕开袜子的“封印”。经过一番口干舌燥的努力，我终于用我的狗狗智慧把它挖了出来。哼，想跟我斗？没门儿！我立刻把橄榄球藏回了我的秘密基地——狗窝深处，心里暗暗发誓：再也不让妈妈轻易得逞了！
怎么样，我是不是特别牛逼呀？嘿嘿，我可是煤球小黑狗，挑战越大，我越兴奋！明天，妈妈又会想出什么怪招呢？我已经迫不及待想要展示我的新技能了！晚安，世界，明天见！
December 1st, 2024, Friday, Sunny
Hey there, everyone! I'm Coalball, the little black dog, and today I've got to brag a bit about my "heroic deeds" because, let's be honest, I'm feeling more and more like a superhero pup!
Morning dawned with sunlight lazily spilling over my cozy bed, while Mom was anything but lazy, already plotting new games designed to, well, "torture" me in fun ways. First up, the classic yet timeless game of fetch with a frisbee. Initially, I'd wait for that spinning object to land before daring to snap it up, but Mom's eyes said it all: "You can do it, Little Black!" So, I went for it! Nowadays, heh, I can predict its trajectory and intercept it mid-air like a pro, looking absolutely dashing!
In the afternoon, Mom upped the ante by hiding my frisbee inside my brother's sneaker. Sneaky, huh? I sniffed, pawed, and almost mistook the sneaker for lunch. After a tough battle, I finally rescued my precious frisbee, panting heavily but feeling totally worth it with Mom and my brother's amazed and approving gazes.
As evening approached, Mom pulled another trick out of her hat, this time tucking the frisbee inside a sock! Oh boy, the difficulty level skyrocketed! I licked, bit, and even tried to rip through the sock's "seal" with my claws. After a parched and persistent effort, I finally dug it out it with my canine ingenuity. Try to outsmart me? Not a chance! Immediately, I hid the frisbee back in my secret lair – the depths of my doggy bed, vowing silently to not let Mom have it so easy again.
So, am I amazing or what? Heh, I'm Coalball, the little black dog, and the bigger the challenge, the more excited I get! What tricks will Mom come up with tomorrow? I can't wait to showcase my new tricks! Goodnight, world, see you tomorrow!
甲辰年冬月朔日，星期五，天朗气清。
噫，诸君安好！余乃乌煤小犬黑球，今日欲夸耀一番吾之“英勇事迹”，盖因自觉日益成为超级犬矣！
晨曦微露，阳光慵懒于吾巢之上，而母亲则勤勉不懈，复又琢磨新戏以“困扰”于吾。首戏，虽陈而经典——掷橄榄球使吾逐之。初时，吾须待其落地方敢噙之，而母亲之眼神，似言：“汝能之，黑球！”于是，吾奋勇向前！今时，嘿嘿，吾已能预判其轨迹，于半空之中截之，英姿飒爽！
午后，母亲增其难度，匿橄榄球于兄之拖鞋内。此计甚狡！吾以鼻嗅之，以爪刨之，几误拖鞋为佳肴。一番苦寻，终得吾橄榄球，虽气喘如牛，然见母亲与兄之惊赞之色，值矣！
薄暮时分，母亲再出新招，橄榄球竟匿于袜中！噫，此难度骤增！吾舔之、咬之，复以爪试撕袜之“封印”。经一番口干舌燥之苦，终以犬之智得之。哼，欲与吾斗？难矣！吾即藏橄榄球于吾之秘境——狗窝深处，心中暗誓：不复使母亲轻易得之！
吾之英勇，是否非凡？嘿嘿，吾乃乌煤小犬黑球，挑战愈大，吾愈振奋！明日，母亲又将有何奇招？吾已急不可待，欲展吾之新技矣！晚安，尘世，明日再会！
